You are all crackheads: The Best films of 2010

Posted in Dopamine Boosters, films with tags , , , , , , , , on December 30, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

So yea, I told you about the worst movies this year gave us, now its time for the best. There are more good than there is bad, which is what the world needs. There could be spoilers, and there may not. All in all, read anyways.

And if anyone says otherwise, never trust their film advice again, and call them crackheads, because you have to be at least taking some kind of drugs to not like any of these movies.

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I want my $10 back: Worst movies of the 2010

Posted in Aggravating, Dopamine Boosters, films with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 30, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

So this year I went and saw a lot of movies, and boy did they irritate the crap outta me, here’s my ranting.

Dear Producers,

I’m billing you for $10, $13 for the ones you thought was necessary to show in 3D (which it really wasn’t), and add another 5 for the gas I wasted traveling there.

Beware, there be spoilers

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Dear Speechless Gab Dork, Where have you been? Your’s truly, Nobody!

Posted in my life on December 28, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

Don’t worry about all that. I’m back, with tons of shit to write. I hope you all had Happy Hannukahs, Merry Christmases, and Merry (or is it happy?) Kwanzaa (which hasn’t ended yet, so yay to 4 more days of boosting African philosophy).

Don’t expect another upcoming comics this week. I know the majority of you (I still have readers right?) don’t care about all that.

How do I get readers? more pics? more lulz? more pizzaz? What do you guys want these days?

Whatever it is, I’m not doing anything Twilight loving


The Speechless Gab Dork (after all, my real name is so private)

Brief break

Posted in Aggravating, my life on December 9, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

There’s no comics for me this week anyways. Wanted to give you a heads up, I haven’t been posting for awhile obviously. I’ve got a lot going on (part of which is finals, future plans, and works) and friends have barely been around for me to console with. So please bare with me, I’ll get back on track.

Good luck to you and your finals and if I’m not back by then, Happy Holidays!

Wedn….Thursday Comics: 12/2/2010

Posted in Comics, Dopamine Boosters with tags , , , , , , , on December 2, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork
Writers: Geoff Johns & Peter J. Tomasi
 Art: Pat Gleason and Scott Clark Covers: David Finch & Scott Williams

Brightest Day #15 (11 more to go!)

Here we will find out the extent of Aqualad’s abilities (which somehow I have a feeling it will be if not the same but similar to his abilities in the Young Justice series that premiered on Cartoon Network last friday), also featuring Aquagirl and Firestorm goes to the Justice League for help fighting off the Black Lantern (after all, they did such a great job in Blackest Night)

Writers: Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning Art: Brad Walker Cover: Doug Braithwaite


Heroes For Hire #1
In the aftermath of Shadowland, Iron Fist, Moon Knight, Punisher, Ghost Rider, Elektra and a bunch more have banded together. How the hell did all these people agree to work with each other is hopefully what gets answered in this issue. I have high hopes but small doubts because Abnett and Lanning have been doing great jobs keeping Cosmic Marvel in tact and cohesive, lets see how they will do in Earth.

8 Simple rules to live freely

Posted in my life with tags , on November 30, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

When I started thinking of all this, the list was a lot longer, I broke them all down to simply things the best I could. Here we go.

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Dear Self Pity, you’re kinda bothering me and my friends

Posted in Aggravating, my life on November 29, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

I swim in the see of self pity. No doubt, it has been happening for awhile, probably since I was born.  I havn’t been very certain as to why. I gain nothing from it. I’m in a school I do not particularly like making grades that aren’t good enough for the school I do like. I work two jobs that require no skill and have no relevance to my career choice and therefore hate it. I am homeless and by my luck, friends have come to my side to aide me, until I can get back on my feet.

But last night, I started thinking “what got me here?”. After mapping it all out, I pin pointed it to two things “fear” and “selflessness”.

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