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Ricky Gervais makes of the Golden Globes

Posted in Aggravating, films, Lives of Others, News on January 18, 2011 by The Speechless Gab Dork

Do you watch the Golden Globes? I sat through that thing this past Sunday for the first time ever, and all I wanted to do was shoot myself. But had I done that, I wouldn’t have been able to hear Ricky Gervais make fun of the very show he’s hosting and the celebrites associated with it. Watch the video, its worth it.

Now according to Pop Eater, Gervais will not be asked back to the Golden Globes. He seems perfectly fine with it, but that’s not my beef.

You hire a comic to keep a boring thing interesting, he makes a bunch of jokes, and now you’re all “boo-hoo” about it? What did you expect? I used to have respect for the Golden Globes. I thought if a film didn’t win the Oscars, they could defend with “But at least we got a Golden Globe.” But nope, these guys gave Johnny Depp an award for talking…..erm singing in Sweeney Todd (They must have really wanted to meet him) and has yet to give Dexter “Best Television Drama” and also went an nominated RED for a Best Picture. talk about shaking my damn head.

In life, if you get mad fun of. deal with it, and shut up.

Thank you Ricky Gervais for thanking God for making you an athiest!

found this on uberhumor.com which oddly enough keeps getting 403’ed

You are all crackheads: The Best films of 2010

Posted in Dopamine Boosters, films with tags , , , , , , , , on December 30, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

So yea, I told you about the worst movies this year gave us, now its time for the best. There are more good than there is bad, which is what the world needs. There could be spoilers, and there may not. All in all, read anyways.

And if anyone says otherwise, never trust their film advice again, and call them crackheads, because you have to be at least taking some kind of drugs to not like any of these movies.

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I want my $10 back: Worst movies of the 2010

Posted in Aggravating, Dopamine Boosters, films with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 30, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

So this year I went and saw a lot of movies, and boy did they irritate the crap outta me, here’s my ranting.

Dear Producers,

I’m billing you for $10, $13 for the ones you thought was necessary to show in 3D (which it really wasn’t), and add another 5 for the gas I wasted traveling there.

Beware, there be spoilers

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Me and the Deathly Hallows: Part Uno (May have spoilers if you haven’t read the book in 5 years or since you went to Prom))

Posted in films with tags , , , on November 19, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

First and Foremost, I have to say wow. I throughly enjoyed this movie, despite the fact that I have only seen parts 1, 3, 5, and now 7 (haha) of the movie franchise (I have only read Books 1 and 2), but my girlfriend has managed to recap me and keep me up to date on the most important parts.

One of the aspects of the films I like is it’s display on the evolution of CGI, if you go back and watch the first two films the monsters only look convincingly scary because of how bad the graphics are. But Deathly Hallows had it on point, and hopefully Part 2 will top it next year.

Apparently, there’s so much in this book has so much in it, they split it up into two parts (But wasn’t Order of the Phoenix a big book too?), but from what I’ve been told they still removed a lot and certain characters are not . Eventually I find out the three teens (Even if they look like grown ass adults) have decided to cut school in order to further weaken Voldemort so they may defeat him (Lesson learned: sometimes school doesn’t do much for you and you gotta go out into the world to survive, teamwork helps too). It became a story full of depressing notes starting with the death of some loved characters and Voldemort’s take over of the Ministry and Hogwarts (aka pretty much the only two magic buildings anyone cares about) and ending with the loss of another loved creature i guess, he used to annoy me til this movie. ( Why couldn’t Jar Jar Binks get this same treatment?, probably because of his height). But don’t get me wrong, there were some bright parts apart from scenes in daylight, and Harry even did a brief dance number (Hey directors, next time just let him dance to some Dropkick Murphy’s). ¬†Overall it wasn’t your average magical “everything is hunky dory” and I think over the past few books that is what’s still captivated HP fans (assuming everyone knows I’m not referring to Hewlett Packard).

Ratings: This wasn’t really a review, it was just my thoughts on the movie. Whether you’ve read the books or not, they are still good movies, and you shouldn’t let the overhyping of the Potter franchise cloud your judgement.

Side Note: Do not say “Asbestos Petroleum” to your significant other even if you know that’s not the spell and were only kidding. I gotta get some for this face now.

Green Lantern trailer and Wednesday Comics: 11/17/10

Posted in Comics, Dopamine Boosters, films with tags , , , on November 17, 2010 by The Speechless Gab Dork

This is a pretty pumped week for some new books I’m excited to read are coming, and also Warner Brothers has released their first trailer to the new Green Lantern movie. Click through for more on my books for the week as well as finding the trailer.

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