You are all crackheads: The Best films of 2010

So yea, I told you about the worst movies this year gave us, now its time for the best. There are more good than there is bad, which is what the world needs. There could be spoilers, and there may not. All in all, read anyways.

And if anyone says otherwise, never trust their film advice again, and call them crackheads, because you have to be at least taking some kind of drugs to not like any of these movies.

 

Vampires Suck

Date Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, Meet The Spartans. Whoever the creator of them is, I wanna meet em, because boy do they love ripping on EVERYTHING I despise in this world. and they failed to disappoint me when Vampire Suck.  Who were the verdicts this time? Twilight and it’s fangirls (as you could tell from the title), Black Eyed Peas, The Jonas Brothers, Lady Gaga, and the list goes on. Whoever the makers are, I wanna meet em, and have babies with em, because I’d definitely want my children to have this mindset to be entertained by masterpieces such as this.

 

Sorcerer’s Apprentice

Disney dun goofed with Toy Story, but this film makes up for it. You’ve got Nicolas Cage with his amazing hairstyles (my most favorite was his hairstyle in Bangkok Dangerous), and then you’ve got Jay Baruchel (Michael Cera with dark hair) as the two journey in making the latter almost as powerful as Merlin, so that they may defeat Morgana Le Fey. She was imprisoned in a mystical nesting doll in the Dark Ages, and as always the problem is always solved in the setting in which I live in, making me for grateful and fortunate that I live in this society and not the 60’s. Its fun packed with lots of mystical spells as Jay and Cage get ready to stance much like the characters in Dragon Ball Z. It’s also fun-packed with Indiana Jones and Star Wars references, and if Kevin Smith, Family Guy, Robot Chicken can pull them off, why not this movie?

 

Grown Ups

This good ol buddy comedy, starring the hilarious men in Hollywood back then, and now they still manage to survive their humor topping one another with die-hard hilarious one-liners. There wasn’t much of a story to it, but who cares, it’s like watching Saturday Night Live for an hour and a half with the 5 comedians you wish would come back on the show. Get on it Lorne!

Skyline

This is what a real alien invasion should be as it depicts what would really happen if they came for our planet. forget Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum, Josh Hartnett, Mel Gibson (no seriously, forget him), Tom Cruise because when the real aliens come we are fucked. How did I determine this? They off-screen killed the black guy (Turk) from Scrubs, we are doomed, it even made indication that there’d be a sequel, so let’s hope for it.

and last but not least…

 

The Last Airbender

Yes, we all know M. Night’s been screwing up lately, but he gets an ultimate win for The Last Airbender. Even the casting is superb, they got the main character from Slumdog Millionaire to be in it! That alone should have been an indication as to how great this was. Also, I don’t know how they did it, but they got Krillin from Dragon Ball Z to star in it too. Badass! Apparently, M. Night made this for his kids, but little does he know, there’s a crapload of adults that adore it too. Kudos to you sir!

 

Honorable Mentions

Resident Evil: Afterlife

Jackass 3D

Salt

Marmaduke

Jonah Hex

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

Sex and The Shitty…I mean City 2

 

Thanks for reading you all, Have a Happy New Year. Cant wait to see the great films 2011 brings us.

-SGD

 

 

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